Without you I was broken, but I'd rather be broke down with you by my side.

effjelly @ 2007-02-25T11:27:00

2007-02-25T16:29:48Z

I think too much
I work too much
I smoke too much
I spend too much

and people blow!

40 DAYS! 40 DAYS! 40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 DAYS! 40 DAYS!40 D

effjelly @ 2007-02-18T23:37:00

2007-02-19T04:48:42Z

so negative.

I don't know whats going to happen next.

effjelly @ 2007-02-09T10:39:00

2007-02-09T15:38:08Z

good stuff.

effjelly @ 2006-12-22T23:25:00

2006-12-23T04:26:44Z

you really don't have any idea how annoying you are do you

the fuck you know about standing by your friends
you definetely know the definition of friendship.

effjelly @ 2006-12-21T16:16:00

2006-12-21T21:19:39Z

holy crap.

I was dismissed from school early, so I could..
see casino royale. SUCH A GOOD MOVIE.

then I went to orzo's for my job interview.
HIRED.

only as a busser but still hellah cash thanks

this weekend will be fun filled I suppose
school tomorrow
shaylyn's afterwards
jenn's
chatstix callin me at 10 after piebald
mccarons!

yayyy such a good mood.

effjelly @ 2006-12-16T17:52:00

2006-12-16T22:56:40Z

life's okay, trying to get by.

I've become quite a pessimist lately, I don't even care about Christmas
its a burden and I don't even want to do presents this year with anyone.

I just want my playstation fixed so I can have
someone over to play gta with them.

I want a someone.

but learnin life lessons and drinking to 'em with okee and chatstix
even when times are rough ya knoww

other than a few select people, fuck the rest of you

I'm gonna go have a nice time with some
see ya

effjelly @ 2006-12-02T14:30:00

2006-12-02T18:30:07Z

You know, I honestly don't know how many more hits I can take.

So glad this week is over.

EDIT: Just kidding, I'm fucking indestructible and VICTORIOUS.

take that, kiddo.

effjelly @ 2006-11-19T23:22:00

2006-11-20T03:22:59Z

akafool88: i was thinking about getting naked to take a shower so i thought of you
akafool88: so just saying hi
akafool88: ttyl

and

NoNameNate13: THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST THING EVER

Auto response from iheartyourllama: hot tub and then watching underworld evolution with pops

NoNameNate13: we are doing the exact same thing sometime
NoNameNate13: without the pops though
NoNameNate13: cause it might be awkward for uis to be naked in front of him

effjelly @ 2006-11-05T22:22:00

2006-11-06T02:22:38Z

I'm so excited for the holiday season.

Thanksgiving, Christmas, my license, and most of all...

XMAS CRAFTS '06!!!!

Oh and plus? Costa Rica- here I come!

effjelly @ 2006-10-22T20:37:00

2006-10-23T00:37:36Z

Cause I built you a home in my heart,
With rotten wood, it decayed from the start.

Cause you can't find nothing at all,
If there was nothing there all along.

effjelly @ 2006-09-30T15:41:00

2006-09-30T19:42:56Z

wowowowowow last night.

everyone's okay, but boy oh boy.

effjelly @ 2006-09-21T15:52:00

2006-09-21T19:55:50Z

YESSS. I'm sick! score.

as if that wasn't enough those stupid hhc won't allow me to come visit cause I'm not 18 unless I have an adult. I need an adult, or several.

aaaaaaaand Boys and Girls people didn't call me back.

aaaaaaaaaaand I missed the HEAL meeting today.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I don't know ANYTHING for tomorrow because all of the review stuff for my tests were today and I wasn't there/have none of my stuff.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm working to 10 PM BOTH Friday and Saturday.

Buh-bye social life.

effjelly @ 2006-09-13T18:11:00

2006-09-13T22:17:12Z

Okay, things are slightly alright.

+ I'M FRIENDS WITH A MODEL :D :D :D YEAHHH CAITLYN
- I have a feeling the next few weeks are going to SUCK DICK
+ Roller Derby/Hempfest/Northeasten/Boston in general this Saturday
- Working to ten on Friday without Lindsay :(
- I might not be able to sleep over at Northeasten on Saturday
----- This FUCKING TAKE HOME MATH SHIT IS DRIVING ME INSANE
--- I'm dry

Get me some relaxing drugs and a good time please.

effjelly @ 2006-09-09T23:19:00

2006-09-10T03:19:57Z

I suppose things are looking up?

effjelly @ 2006-09-05T19:44:00

2006-09-05T23:44:53Z

well hello
WORST
SCHOOL YEAR
EVER.

how's life a hole

effjelly @ 2006-09-01T00:24:00

2006-09-01T04:24:32Z

wicked reliable.

effjelly @ 2006-08-19T23:38:00

2006-08-20T03:40:23Z

I;m uin the best BEST BEST BEST fucking kood ever, cause I'm, drunk andf I have the beast friends and possibly a new oppurtunity? and i know I ind something wrong butr this time i swear, nothings wrong. like i have no doubtrs you know? but okay I'm groovinfg so hard rigfht now hahahaha. and I liove my little shaybay and cookie<333333 oofo I love you gfusty so much. andf CASEY JOHNSON OF COURSER. SHES awesomke!

effjelly @ 2006-08-18T20:42:00

2006-08-19T00:43:22Z

I always have to find something wrong. What will happen this time?

effjelly @ 2006-07-30T17:11:00

2006-07-30T21:11:49Z

Alka Seltzer blows. It doesn't even help. I don't know what to do!

C+C Music Factory helps though. I miss my best friends.

Fuck subject lines.

2006-07-09T23:05:52Z

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS BECAUSE CAITLYN JOBLON IS LEAVING ME ON TUESDAY. I HATE LIFE. There ya gooooooo =]

Anyways Webster was HEE-larious. On the verge of peeing myself. Then I spent the night at Shaylyn's and she left today. I work from 2:30-6 and now I'm here, waiting for my father to get home so I can give him his birthday shit and leave. Sounds mean, but I can't stand to be around my fucking sister again. Girl should be shotttttttttttt. But then again my mother should be shot also. Line 'em up.

I miss Chris and Britney and Arielle and Steph and Veronica. When's that witchcraft thing come out? SO excited!

It felt OH so good.

effjelly @ 2006-07-07T10:19:00

2006-07-07T14:20:09Z

Last night was retarded. Though it wasn't anything serious and I was with a few people, I guess people just have a knack for leaving me places.

A few things:
+HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT CHILES!
+HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUZY TREMBLAY!
+I'll miss you so much Shayyyyyyyylyn (she's going to Model UN camp)!!
-My Dad found some of my beer cans.
+I'll miss YOU too Booozy (she's leaving me for Camp Rotary)!!

But I am going to Webster to see my aunts for the night and I am wicked pumped because I always have a smile on my face when I'm around them. Anyways, I should update with an actual update, but my Mom is on her way to pick me up.

B Chiles!

2006-06-28T16:22:20Z

So occasionally I go on over to B Chiles's house to partay on her trampoline. These are the results.

So first we started at B Chiles's house for some good times. We tried many times to get a decent action jumping shot of me. Doesn't go over very well.

Because we are in the worst shape EVER, we got tired after 10 seconds of action shots.

Then Kristin showed up and we went back into ACTION MODE!

(Suzy apparently likes to check out her ass)

(We're both extremely freckley)

Then we decided to run over to my house and go in mah hot tub cause it was coldddd.

(Britney is my Babooshka)

Then we went up to my room to... dance?

(Nobody wanted to dance with Britney so she used my alarm clock as a partner. Oh and I don't like sheets.)

There is the wonderful time I call summer. I'm pretty happy it's here.

effjelly @ 2006-06-22T14:08:00

2006-06-22T18:12:38Z

So, I'm done with school. I think I might have to go in tomorrow to give my teachers a card (shaped like bologna!) and to return a disc or something.

Anyways, I'm not really excited. I should be, seeing as how I think I did pretty well on my math final (shocker) and oh yeah, I'll never have G Monay ever again. Good lo'd.

First States game tomorrow :D. I'm either staying in a hotel room with B Chiles, her mom, and Ash or staying with my aunts. I really want to do both. But I think I'll end up in the hotel, because, well it's a fucking hotel. Obv.

Other then that, nothing really special happened. Rihanna's performing S.O.S. LIVE tonight on one of my new fave shows- So You Think You Can Dance? WICKED. EXCITED.

Yeah, hope everyone's summer goes well, I'll probably end up chillin with most of yous anyways.

Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!

1. Chris
2. Britney
3. Ash
4. Victoria
5. Shaylyn
6. Caitlyn
7. Casey
8. Eric
9. Josh
10. Katrina
11. Laura
12. Caroline
13. Evaaaa

where did you meet 10?
8th grade? I think we were on the same team.

What would you do if you had never met 1?
Not be the same person. Plus someone would have snagged our name for our rap group- Parental Advisories!

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
Nahhh. Bitch is tuff.

Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
Hahhahah no.

Tell me something about number 1:
He's my best buddy, fellow rapper, and only other speaker of our about 17 languages (kinda).

What would you do if 5 confessed they liked you!
She has? And I'd do her. Again.

A Fact about 9?
He can jump over my outdoor stove!

Who is 4 going out with.
No one. Freshly dumped by a major dick.

What does 1 do for a living?
Pro ANTM watcher and my personal comedian!

Is 2 single?
Yeaaah.

where does 7 live?
Forest Street. Foster Street? Sheesh I don't even know.

What do you think about 13?
SHE HAD A MULLET IN FIRST GRADE AND A SAILOR SUIT. And we're sick nasty at hardcore VB.

Worst and best thing about 8?
Worst- I donno.
Best- our handshake?

Who is 11 going out with?
Josh

What do u like best about 3?
She is one of the best soccer players EVER.

What is 12's phone number?
I know it, but who knows? LJ might evolve into myspace and then someone will be stalking her before I know it.

effjelly @ 2006-06-19T19:59:00

2006-06-20T00:00:51Z

STATES.
Six flags, a hotel room, and basically a non-stop party? NUFF. SAID.

I'll update when I have time/something interesting to say.

FUCK YOU FINALS.

effjelly @ 2006-06-11T19:24:00

2006-06-11T23:34:23Z

This weekend was STOCKED FULL with soccer (Which really cheered me up).

WORLD CUP STARTED FRIDAY!!!

Ecuador beat Poland
Trinidad and Tobago tied with Sweden
Argentina beat Ivory Coast :(
England beat Paraguay
Mexico beat Iran
Portugal and Angola (I JUST ACCIDENTALLY SIGNED ON TO A WORLD CUP SITE AND SAW WHO WON-> Portugal 1-0 UIGIUDFHGIDFUGH)

Anyways so that's the update on professional soccer.

But if you want to see REAL soccer you should watch my team play AT PINGREEEEEEE! I realized I didn't have a drive to play soccer because fucking Ms. Jensen ruined it for me. That was until B Chiles, Kristin, and Ashley asked me to play. And I love them all so of course I did.

Anyways so if we won today's game, we go to Pingree (a prestigious soccer tournament I haven't been to in 5 years), and we did win 2 to 0!

Only problem: the new coaches (Mike Coin and Joe somethin) are dicks. Joe more than Mike. It's a good thing Mike Kury is still there or I'd go craaaaazy.

Another problem: Our games are Friday, Saturday, and possible Sunday which sucks cause I start work on Saturday :( But I'd like it if some of yous went to my game. Just a thought. Anyways I stopped at Benson's with my Dad and now I'm going to have dinner (fattie). Soooooo hope everything goes well.

AND I GOT A 97 ON MY MATH TEST SO NOW I HAVE A 75 AVERAGE! Go me!

ps- Sorry I wasn't able to see you perform, Cait :(

pps- possible development :D :D :D